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General Category => Unusual Microcar Discussion => Topic started by: Bob Purton on November 04, 2008, 02:33:51 PM

Title: Caption competition
Post by: Bob Purton on November 04, 2008, 02:33:51 PM
The general concensus was a great cartoon but most didnt like the joke so here is your chance to have your say in THE GREAT RUM CAR CAPTION COMPETITION. What do you think Shelley is saying to Bob? (http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm224/gyrostarter/QUEEN.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Jawmedead on November 04, 2008, 04:33:20 PM
WHO HAVE YOU GOT UNDER THERE? I DON'T RECOGNISE THE SLIPPERS AND THERE'S A CALL HERE FOR SOMEONE CALLED FIFI !!!!!!
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: TREBOR on November 04, 2008, 04:44:53 PM
Hey, there's a call from the BBC. They want to borrow the Inter for a test with Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear !!
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: marcus on November 04, 2008, 08:31:50 PM
Aha! Now I've got the remote controller for your automatic axle stands!
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Stuart Cyphus on November 04, 2008, 09:13:24 PM
"Its no use Bob, this SuperWonderFindAll gadget with built-in TV screen still can't find that missing nut!"
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Stuart Cyphus on November 04, 2008, 09:18:03 PM
"err, Bob, I know you love your cars & you've put a lot of hard work into them, but this is the living room. The garage is outside...."
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: marcus on November 04, 2008, 09:54:19 PM
Hey Bob, it's Stuart, with another caption for your competition!
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Bob Purton on November 04, 2008, 10:21:34 PM
I like Robs one best so far but I swear I dont know anyone called Fifi !   Keep them coming lads.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Jawmedead on November 04, 2008, 10:58:19 PM
Beam me up Scotty, I really do need a night out !! ::)
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Bob Purton on November 05, 2008, 08:57:30 AM
Very good but everyone is forgetting Bob's reply from under the car! Example...Shelley    " Hey Bob, someone called Perry has found an old electric Trident and says you can have it for £50."    reply.... "Yeh Right!!!"
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Chris Thomas on November 05, 2008, 09:34:08 AM
Dear Bob

Caption

Bob, Bob, What does this green button on the remote control do when I press it?


Chris T
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Jawmedead on November 05, 2008, 09:36:38 AM
You didn't say that in the beginning. How about this:

Shelly: Will you stop whining under there.  :o

Bob: Ooh, I do feel like a crushed grape!  ::)
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: P50 on November 05, 2008, 09:37:23 AM
" Hey Bob, someone called Perry has found an old electric Trident and says you can have it for £50."    reply.... "Yeh Right!!!"


Actually it's a hundred and it's yours!...

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/andy.carter/images/pictures/26.html
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Jawmedead on November 05, 2008, 10:30:21 AM
   Shelly:                Hey Bob, this robotic mechanic works faster than you do.
Bob out of shot:     Have you seen my furry slip-slops anywhere?
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Bob Purton on November 05, 2008, 12:24:17 PM
Another good un Rob, you are definitely a lateral thinker. Sorry about the confusion, I should have said but as there are two speech bubbles I assumed you would all use them both.


Perry, Was that criptic for "wheres my one-a?" If so I have it here awaiting the delivery of my wipac purchase unless you are going to Jeans where we could do the deal.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: marcus on November 05, 2008, 12:31:32 PM
Just one speech bubble:

"Bob, it's Fifi on the phone, she wants to know why you claim not to know her!"
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: marcus on November 05, 2008, 12:34:01 PM
"Bob! Apparently America has just elected a black president"

"Frankly my Dear, I don't give a damn!"
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: marcus on November 05, 2008, 12:41:54 PM
1)   "Shelley, it's Scotty here, we've only managed to beam up the top half of Bob"




2) " Bob, it's practical classics, they want you to do another INTER-view "
    " *#**%~# ! "
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Chris Thomas on November 05, 2008, 04:56:07 PM
Dear Bob

Caption

Come in Bob, where ever you are. These false legs fool nobody!

Chris Thomas
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Bob Purton on November 06, 2008, 10:25:03 PM
Its time to announce the winners of the caption contest. Ist prize goes to Marcus with ,  Shelley....... " I have just hear that the Americans have elected a black president! "    Bob..... " Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"    2nd prize goes to RobbieD for  "Who have you got under there? I don't recognise the slippers and there's someone on the phone called FIFI !!!  3nd prize goes to Marcus with " Its Scotty hear, sorry but we have only managed to beam up Bobs top half! "   These were actually picked by Shelley. The prizes are a pint for Marcus and a swift half for RobbieD  but only if I win some cash in the practical classics contest so get voting!  (http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm224/gyrostarter/IMG-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Stuart Cyphus on November 06, 2008, 10:53:22 PM
 Can I weigh in with a late entry?

 Messerschmitt;   "Ooh ooh, ahh, Up a bit, no, left a bit, oooh,  down a bit. Oh yes, that's it, right there, that's where the itch is! Ooooohhhhhhhh......."
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: marcus on November 07, 2008, 12:35:29 PM
Cor...I didn't know there was a prize! how are you going to email it?!
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Bob Purton on November 07, 2008, 01:52:49 PM
I forgot to say, when I say a pint I mean a virtual pint, alternatively, you can beam it up!
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Jawmedead on November 07, 2008, 02:02:27 PM
Swift half? Is that the top or bottom half? It's virtualy a pint,