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General Category => Unusual Microcar Discussion => Topic started by: Bob Purton on October 15, 2011, 02:31:37 PM

Title: New caption competition
Post by: Bob Purton on October 15, 2011, 02:31:37 PM
What are the two gents in the back ground saying to each other?
Title: Re: New caption competition
Post by: richard on October 15, 2011, 02:37:51 PM
dont think the ideas a flyer do you ?
Title: Re: New caption competition
Post by: Chris Thomas on October 15, 2011, 04:11:04 PM
Dear Bob

"CAC should be changed to KAK"

"With no brakes, no clutch and no gears, I think I would rather wait for a bus"

" I would like to see Big Al try and get in and drive it away"

" With no brakes, no clutch and no gears, it would be ideal for my wife"

" Have you worked out which direction it goes"

"Even the driver has abandoned it in the middle of the road"

Chris Thomas
Title: Re: New caption competition
Post by: Barry on October 15, 2011, 04:44:57 PM
You should have seen it before Bob restored it.
Title: Re: New caption competition
Post by: Rob Dobie on October 15, 2011, 04:57:44 PM
Old boys talking. " Yes Bertie, that will keep those high fliers down to earth."
"But Cedric, how will it take off without wings"
Title: Re: New caption competition
Post by: Bob Purton on October 15, 2011, 06:12:11 PM
"I'd like to see Chris Thomas get in it and drive it away!"
Title: Re: New caption competition
Post by: Bob Purton on October 15, 2011, 06:15:52 PM
" Some thieving scrap dealer nicked our tin bath out of our back yard last night!, That car looks strangely familiar!"
Title: Re: New caption competition
Post by: Chris Thomas on October 15, 2011, 10:37:28 PM
Dear Bob

I would give it a good go. But I fear the front wheels might collapse under my weight.

Chris Thomas
Title: Re: New caption competition
Post by: Big Al on October 16, 2011, 11:56:14 AM
'So Mr Brutsch, you going to copy my new car this time?'
Title: Re: New caption competition
Post by: richard on October 16, 2011, 09:54:07 PM
" eeh lad just think in about 80 years time and our pictures on the forum ( whatever that is i ask you ! ) , when you blow up this picture we will dissapear of the edge and never be seen ! call that progress ."
Title: Re: New caption competition
Post by: Big Al on October 17, 2011, 08:21:40 AM
" eeh lad just think in about 80 years time and our pictures on the forum ( whatever that is i ask you ! ) , when you blow up this picture we will dissapear of the edge and never be seen ! call that progress ."

No I call it a Carr's Tragic water biscuit wheeled gondola.
Title: Re: New caption competition
Post by: richard on October 17, 2011, 04:08:14 PM
eeh but youv'e gone white as a sheet !
Title: Re: New caption competition
Post by: marcus on October 17, 2011, 05:19:14 PM
"No, it's just another of those wacky Concept Cars, it'll never take off."

Title: Re: New caption competition
Post by: wilksie on October 17, 2011, 06:11:25 PM
It's useless, you can't even fit two cabbages and the wife in this one.
Title: Re: New caption competition
Post by: Big Al on October 17, 2011, 06:42:21 PM
The Speckypotato is quoted as saying

'The Cacpit'. Pre-dating the Messerschmitt in the use of ex wartime components in post war production. It featured the only fire extinguisher issued with a registration number since it was more powerful than the mounting assembly.
Title: Re: New caption competition
Post by: wilksie on October 18, 2011, 02:46:18 PM
That petrol tank is so small, it'll only get you from 179 High Road Kilburn to 221 High Road Kilburn.
Title: Re: New caption competition
Post by: Chris Thomas on October 18, 2011, 03:14:47 PM
" Is it me or is it slightly coffin shaped"

Chris Thomas
Title: Re: New caption competition
Post by: marcus on October 18, 2011, 03:31:48 PM
"Alright 001, here is your new car. It cost the Ministry far more than your last one so DO try not to break it."
Title: Re: New caption competition
Post by: Big Al on October 19, 2011, 08:39:36 AM
'My job? Daytime reserve lamp lighter'
Title: Re: New caption competition
Post by: AndrewG on October 19, 2011, 03:53:29 PM
"Ah, the incomparable Spagthorpe Meteor!  I head that Bentley considered giving up, to avoid having to compete with quality like that..."
Title: Re: New caption competition
Post by: marcus on October 19, 2011, 04:03:31 PM
"Yes Sir, I know it seems a trifle odd, but I assure you that you will soon get used to driving with the steering wheel behind you."