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General Category => Unusual Microcar Discussion => Topic started by: Bob Purton on May 17, 2012, 01:34:06 PM

Title: Caption contest.
Post by: Bob Purton on May 17, 2012, 01:34:06 PM
As usual the Isetta guys are struggling to use there imaginations and come up with a decent caption for this photo. Its up to the rumsters again to do the job, what do you think?

 
Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: marcus on May 17, 2012, 01:39:36 PM
No madam, I know my motorcycle looks like a bath tub, but I am NOT George Formby
Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: marcus on May 17, 2012, 01:41:05 PM
Sorry Mrs Purton, I do not accept bribes
Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: marcus on May 17, 2012, 01:46:11 PM
Alright Constable, I know I was speeding but if you want to know what I am offering you listen carefully to the words of this song on my genuine 1950s CD Walkman......<<Would you like to ride in my Bubble Car? We could have a real cool time...>>
Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: marcus on May 17, 2012, 01:48:36 PM
But look Offisher, hic! I CAN"T have been drink driving, hic, my hip flashk ish empty
Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: wilksie on May 17, 2012, 03:24:47 PM
No, I do NOT want to see it, Officer.
Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: marcus on May 17, 2012, 03:30:55 PM
Good morning Sergeant Purton! Have you been riding your motorcycle through that cabbage field again?
Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: marcus on May 17, 2012, 04:06:07 PM
No Madam, it was not me carrying the ladder in the last Caption Contest, and you're nicked.
Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: Bob Purton on May 17, 2012, 04:41:19 PM
Marcus, are you on drugs?? So many captions , have you no work to do? :D  I wondered when cabbages were going to come into it!!
Didnt get the George Formby one, what song do I not know about?
Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: Bob Purton on May 17, 2012, 04:44:46 PM
Good morning Sergeant Purton! Have you been riding your motorcycle through that cabbage field again?

No but I am carrying some in these trousers!
Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: richard on May 17, 2012, 05:21:19 PM
call yourself a motorcyclist !! shame on  you bob. NO LIMITS a great TT film from the 50's  starring george formby - he was a very keen and competent motorcyclist . no greenery there my friend
Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: Barry on May 17, 2012, 07:45:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NAi6feAMOs&feature=related

Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: richard on May 17, 2012, 08:04:24 PM
ok 1935 and quite a bit of greenery  :)
Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: Bob Purton on May 17, 2012, 10:11:54 PM
Surely there is scope here for a caption incorporating the old gag about having my braces [or some ladies attire] caught on your bumper or numberplate in this  case?
Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: Big Al on May 18, 2012, 09:48:48 AM
'Not assaulted Officer! He put a ladder in my tights!'
Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: Chris Thomas on May 18, 2012, 04:57:37 PM
"unless you bend his knees, the dummy will never fit in my car"
Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: Chris Thomas on May 18, 2012, 04:59:18 PM
"That is the weakest chat up line I have ever heard  - Our two vehicles are related!"
Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: Rob Dobie on May 19, 2012, 11:14:52 AM
"BMW does NOT mean Blow My Whistle, young lady!"  ;D
Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: john p on May 21, 2012, 05:26:52 PM
Do truffles grow in these woods officer?perhaps you could help me look.
Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: marcus on May 21, 2012, 06:17:50 PM
Marcus, are you on drugs?? So many captions , have you no work to do? :D  I wondered when cabbages were going to come into it!!
Didnt get the George Formby one, what song do I not know about?


Not me, clean as a whistle, had a few moments while waiting for a visitor, then was tidying up to clear off for a long weekend with Squeak for her birthday, first weekend off for about a month!

Anyway the Formby reference will make far more sense when you see the start of "No Limits" (Dickie was correct) where there is a fine bath-tub bike in a fetching checkered paint finish:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unwHwZu7Swk&feature=related
Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: marcus on May 21, 2012, 06:18:34 PM
"BMW does NOT mean Blow My Whistle, young lady!"  ;D

Fnarrr fanrrr!
Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: Rusty Chrome (Malcolm Parker) on May 21, 2012, 06:45:36 PM
No honestly officer, I was just waving at the dolphin.
Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: Barry on February 06, 2013, 03:51:01 PM
Having been turned down for the job of Test Pilot, Big Al got a job testing crash helmets - explains a lot.
Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: Bob Purton on February 06, 2013, 04:38:23 PM
Loctite superglue racks up another success  during recent trials.
Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: super-se7en (Malc Dudley) on February 06, 2013, 09:19:36 PM
Must be an early crash dummy test.
Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: marcus on February 07, 2013, 09:31:26 AM
Directional Control problems are revealed by the test flight of the Great British Digestive Gas Powered Human Rocket
Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: Big Al on February 07, 2013, 09:51:59 AM
Oh no. Lot 365 was another Larmar not a Tiger!
Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: Stuart Cyphus on February 07, 2013, 12:53:30 PM

Oh no. Lot 365 was another Larmar not a Tiger!



  ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D
Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: richard on February 07, 2013, 01:30:55 PM
This guy has tried everything to get into jonathans mopeds - at least someones interested in them  ;D
Title: Re: Caption contest.
Post by: Chris Thomas on February 07, 2013, 01:52:47 PM
No... I said Water Butt .....not head Butt against the wall!!!!