Author Topic: Caption competition  (Read 6511 times)

Bob Purton

  • Prolific Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 5154
    • Inter microcar
Caption competition
« on: November 04, 2008, 02:33:51 PM »
The general concensus was a great cartoon but most didnt like the joke so here is your chance to have your say in THE GREAT RUM CAR CAPTION COMPETITION. What do you think Shelley is saying to Bob?
« Last Edit: November 04, 2008, 02:35:48 PM by Bob Purton »

Jawmedead

  • Guest
Re: Caption competition
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2008, 04:33:20 PM »
WHO HAVE YOU GOT UNDER THERE? I DON'T RECOGNISE THE SLIPPERS AND THERE'S A CALL HERE FOR SOMEONE CALLED FIFI !!!!!!
« Last Edit: November 04, 2008, 04:35:03 PM by Jawmedead »

TREBOR

  • Guest
Re: Caption competition
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2008, 04:44:53 PM »
Hey, there's a call from the BBC. They want to borrow the Inter for a test with Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear !!

marcus

  • Prolific Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 2718
    • http://marcusdemowbray.wordpress.com/
Re: Caption competition
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2008, 08:31:50 PM »
Aha! Now I've got the remote controller for your automatic axle stands!
Just remember: as one door closes behind you, another slams in your face

Stuart Cyphus

  • Possibly the most fabulous person in the universe....
  • Prolific Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 1517
Re: Caption competition
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2008, 09:13:24 PM »
"Its no use Bob, this SuperWonderFindAll gadget with built-in TV screen still can't find that missing nut!"

Stuart Cyphus

  • Possibly the most fabulous person in the universe....
  • Prolific Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 1517
Re: Caption competition
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2008, 09:18:03 PM »
"err, Bob, I know you love your cars & you've put a lot of hard work into them, but this is the living room. The garage is outside...."

marcus

  • Prolific Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 2718
    • http://marcusdemowbray.wordpress.com/
Re: Caption competition
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2008, 09:54:19 PM »
Hey Bob, it's Stuart, with another caption for your competition!
Just remember: as one door closes behind you, another slams in your face

Bob Purton

  • Prolific Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 5154
    • Inter microcar
Re: Caption competition
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2008, 10:21:34 PM »
I like Robs one best so far but I swear I dont know anyone called Fifi !   Keep them coming lads.

Jawmedead

  • Guest
Re: Caption competition
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2008, 10:58:19 PM »
Beam me up Scotty, I really do need a night out !! ::)

Bob Purton

  • Prolific Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 5154
    • Inter microcar
Re: Caption competition
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2008, 08:57:30 AM »
Very good but everyone is forgetting Bob's reply from under the car! Example...Shelley    " Hey Bob, someone called Perry has found an old electric Trident and says you can have it for £50."    reply.... "Yeh Right!!!"

Chris Thomas

  • Administrator
  • Prolific Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 1331
  • old Banana
Re: Caption competition
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2008, 09:34:08 AM »
Dear Bob

Caption

Bob, Bob, What does this green button on the remote control do when I press it?


Chris T

Jawmedead

  • Guest
Re: Caption competition
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2008, 09:36:38 AM »
You didn't say that in the beginning. How about this:

Shelly: Will you stop whining under there.  :o

Bob: Ooh, I do feel like a crushed grape!  ::)

P50

  • Prolific Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 573
Re: Caption competition
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2008, 09:37:23 AM »
" Hey Bob, someone called Perry has found an old electric Trident and says you can have it for £50."    reply.... "Yeh Right!!!"


Actually it's a hundred and it's yours!...

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/andy.carter/images/pictures/26.html
« Last Edit: November 05, 2008, 09:40:00 AM by P50 »
"Men of worth act like men of worth, and men of genius, who produce
things beautiful and excellent, shine forth far better when other people
praise them than when they boast so confidently of their own achievements."
-Benvenuto Cellini

Jawmedead

  • Guest
Re: Caption competition
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2008, 10:30:21 AM »
   Shelly:                Hey Bob, this robotic mechanic works faster than you do.
Bob out of shot:     Have you seen my furry slip-slops anywhere?

Bob Purton

  • Prolific Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 5154
    • Inter microcar
Re: Caption competition
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2008, 12:24:17 PM »
Another good un Rob, you are definitely a lateral thinker. Sorry about the confusion, I should have said but as there are two speech bubbles I assumed you would all use them both.


Perry, Was that criptic for "wheres my one-a?" If so I have it here awaiting the delivery of my wipac purchase unless you are going to Jeans where we could do the deal.