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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2008, 12:31:32 PM »
Just one speech bubble:

"Bob, it's Fifi on the phone, she wants to know why you claim not to know her!"
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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2008, 12:34:01 PM »
"Bob! Apparently America has just elected a black president"

"Frankly my Dear, I don't give a damn!"
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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2008, 12:41:54 PM »
1)   "Shelley, it's Scotty here, we've only managed to beam up the top half of Bob"




2) " Bob, it's practical classics, they want you to do another INTER-view "
    " *#**%~# ! "
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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2008, 04:56:07 PM »
Dear Bob

Caption

Come in Bob, where ever you are. These false legs fool nobody!

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2008, 10:25:03 PM »
Its time to announce the winners of the caption contest. Ist prize goes to Marcus with ,  Shelley....... " I have just hear that the Americans have elected a black president! "    Bob..... " Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"    2nd prize goes to RobbieD for  "Who have you got under there? I don't recognise the slippers and there's someone on the phone called FIFI !!!  3nd prize goes to Marcus with " Its Scotty hear, sorry but we have only managed to beam up Bobs top half! "   These were actually picked by Shelley. The prizes are a pint for Marcus and a swift half for RobbieD  but only if I win some cash in the practical classics contest so get voting! 
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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #20 on: November 06, 2008, 10:53:22 PM »
 Can I weigh in with a late entry?

 Messerschmitt;   "Ooh ooh, ahh, Up a bit, no, left a bit, oooh,  down a bit. Oh yes, that's it, right there, that's where the itch is! Ooooohhhhhhhh......."

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2008, 12:35:29 PM »
Cor...I didn't know there was a prize! how are you going to email it?!
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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2008, 01:52:49 PM »
I forgot to say, when I say a pint I mean a virtual pint, alternatively, you can beam it up!

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #23 on: November 07, 2008, 02:02:27 PM »
Swift half? Is that the top or bottom half? It's virtualy a pint,
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