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Stuart Cyphus

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Caption Contest!
« on: November 15, 2010, 06:35:56 PM »
 It had to be done!   ;D  It's Caption Contest time!   ;)  A Mopetta, a stepladder, a dolly bird & Saint Grant. Plenty of oppertunity to flex your areobic wit there. Away you go folks.....   The winner gets a lifetime indemity from ever having to even look at a copy of Conveyancer!  

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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2010, 07:21:19 PM »
BUDGET CUTS: Grant Kearney helps WPC Bobbydazzler into the Police's latest budget-busting "Panda Car".
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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2010, 07:47:31 PM »
Grant:  How does that feel?
Girl: Fine!
Grant:  Alright then let me see if we have the one for your left foot, I'll be right back.

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I'm here to catch you if you fall.  This ladder is pretty shaky.  Especially when I am shaking it like this...
Don't be afraid to just throw your arms around me if you feel the need.

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Route 69 eh?  I been on that route.  many times, both ways in fact.
Back and forth, up and down.
You might say I've been around the block a few times on it.
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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2010, 10:20:02 PM »
Girl      My grandad had one of these and his one had a motorbike attached to it.


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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2010, 10:22:25 PM »
Girl    I never knew Mopetta was Italian for wild stallion

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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2010, 10:24:52 PM »
Girl     And where do you store the step ladder once your in?

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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2010, 10:37:55 PM »
Girl     And where do you store the step ladder once your in?

and that one gets my vote.

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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2010, 08:22:06 AM »
Grant: "Yes, this is the actual side car and ladder used in the Wallace and Gromit film "A Close Shave".
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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2010, 09:27:52 AM »
Girl  .... This would all be unnecessary if Grant hadn't hidden our high heeled shoes!

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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2010, 09:33:26 AM »
Girl... Just remember Grant, there is a Police telephone box behind me so just behave yourself!!
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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2010, 09:37:50 AM »
Grant: Yes I am The Doctor, and this is my new Tardis. Stay with me and I'll show you the Universe.
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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2010, 10:08:09 AM »
Grant, we should envy you !  :)

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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2010, 10:42:19 AM »
Grant.... What are you doing after the show?
Girl...... Sorry mate, I'm going out with Stuart Cyphus!

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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2010, 11:34:15 AM »
Grant.... What are you doing after the show?
Girl...... Sorry mate, I'm going out with Stuart Cyphus!

Hmm, whats the other girl doing ? ;D

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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2010, 07:07:21 PM »
Girl thinks: Damnit! All of my friends will tease me! I'm only doing this 'cos Saint Grant is giving me one of those amazing Mini Schmitts!
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