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Bob Purton

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Caption competition.
« on: October 12, 2011, 02:01:24 PM »
Any ideas as to the dialog between this shopper and the vendor?

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Rob Dobie

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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2011, 02:20:02 PM »
Yes Madam, and I also have a larger marrow than your husband has !!!  ;D
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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2011, 02:22:08 PM »
"Isitta fresh one?"
"Yes Ma'am, Bubble and Squeak for dinner?"
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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2011, 02:54:24 PM »
No dear! The Sun is larger than the Earth and we revolve around the Sun!
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My husband said you liked a bit of ruffage.
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If you are still worried eat a leaf, if you are still worried it is cabbage, if you are not worried it is Canabis.

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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2011, 03:11:39 PM »
"Well Ma'am, I reckon abarrrt 10 more of these big cabbages and you'll have enough weight to counter-balance your off-set engine."

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"These huge cabbages give me so much wind I no longer need to put in any petrol"
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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2011, 03:15:09 PM »
"No Madam, I will not take them back and refund you. I don't believe for one minute that it was these cabbages which made your husband invisible."
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Rob Dobie

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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2011, 10:35:52 PM »
I say my man, did you have to say "Brassicas" when you dropped it on your foot?  ;D
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Rob Dobie

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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2011, 10:46:20 PM »
Can you get your big one in here?
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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2011, 11:17:57 PM »
sorry love i'm selling not buyin'   
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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2011, 12:14:50 AM »
Keep going, it's at least five cabbages for a ride in the Isetta.
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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2011, 08:06:54 AM »
are you really saying that thumper ate ALL of the others !!
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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2011, 12:51:49 PM »
I don't believe you madam. How can your husband have bigger Brussels Sprouts?

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Bob Purton

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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2011, 01:22:44 PM »
Some good uns there although its clear that some of you need to take more cold showers! ;D
Lets have a few more before we move on to another photo.
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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2011, 01:41:35 PM »
"Just a few more cabbages, Madam, then we can move on to another photo."
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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2011, 02:01:37 PM »
I'll have a big one please. Now do you also have a nice juicy pear?  :o
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