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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2011, 05:12:44 PM »
No Madam, they are not cabbages, they are Dusty Springfield's wigs
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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2011, 05:36:18 PM »
Rodders this lady wants her money back , she says these Bruetsch houses are even smaller than they looked in the brochure . i ask yer


eeferninks unt morninks you come in your silly little car and again complain about the cabbages - SAUERKRAUT


ah ! now we have the scale models to show , we will make a fortune selling egons prefabs


the one in my left hand is the ball that never crossed the line in the 1966 world cup final - whatever the english say
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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2011, 05:38:15 PM »
no i wanted 2 O's the same size - Mon Repose !
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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2011, 06:12:29 PM »
Just remember Margaret, make your hair look like these cabbages and you will become Prime Minister.
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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2011, 07:23:51 PM »
Now they know how many cabbages it takes to fill the Isetta. (35)
I'd love to turn you on.
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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #20 on: October 13, 2011, 07:43:51 PM »
reminds me of the joke -  margaret thatcher takes her cabinet to a restaurant

mrs. T :       thank you waiter i will have the roast beef

waiter :       and the vegetables ........

mrs T :        oh they'll have the same as me

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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #21 on: October 13, 2011, 08:01:20 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2011, 08:14:03 PM »
Trumpton newsflash

Lady Bellborough is caught buying smoke for her husbands steam engine with the profits of a raid on the Chigley Biscuit Factory's petty cash.
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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2011, 08:15:12 PM »
nurse i think al needs you  ;)
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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #24 on: October 13, 2011, 08:16:06 PM »
Quote from: Big Al on October 13, 2011, 08:14:03 PM
Trumpton newsflash

Lady Bellborough is caught buying smoke for her husbands steam engine with the profits of a raid on the Chigley Biscuit Factory's petty cash.
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Like it! The cabbages could also be puffs of smoke for Ivor the Engine.
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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #25 on: October 13, 2011, 08:24:00 PM »
'Gute Fahrt'!
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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #26 on: October 13, 2011, 09:07:18 PM »
"Madam, I know you want to wrap it so it is a surprise present for your husband, but I'm afraid this is all the Bubble Wrap I have".
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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #27 on: October 14, 2011, 11:01:54 PM »
Are we having another caption competition soon?
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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #28 on: October 15, 2011, 12:23:09 PM »
Yes we are not.
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Re: Caption competition.
« Reply #29 on: October 15, 2011, 12:24:09 PM »
No we are.

Its not a very good one though is it?
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