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Re: New caption competition
« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2011, 02:46:18 PM »
That petrol tank is so small, it'll only get you from 179 High Road Kilburn to 221 High Road Kilburn.
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Re: New caption competition
« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2011, 03:14:47 PM »
" Is it me or is it slightly coffin shaped"

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Re: New caption competition
« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2011, 03:31:48 PM »
"Alright 001, here is your new car. It cost the Ministry far more than your last one so DO try not to break it."
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Re: New caption competition
« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2011, 08:39:36 AM »
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Re: New caption competition
« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2011, 03:53:29 PM »
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Re: New caption competition
« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2011, 04:03:31 PM »
"Yes Sir, I know it seems a trifle odd, but I assure you that you will soon get used to driving with the steering wheel behind you."
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