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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2012, 05:30:05 PM »
^ Nice one Jim!
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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2012, 05:34:35 PM »
"And I love you too dear, but we must stop meeting like this. AvGas is so expensive, and this Window Cleaner Disguise wouldn't even fool Inspector Clouseau."
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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2012, 06:03:43 PM »
Yes Miss, I AM the Pilot, and this is the ladder to the Mile High club.
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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2012, 06:46:26 PM »
Here you are Miss, the new chassis for your Isetta
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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2012, 06:49:41 PM »
Here you are Miss, the new Wing Spar for your Jungmann*

or Bucker or whatever
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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2012, 03:14:38 AM »
Yes Miss, I AM the Pilot, and this is the ladder to the Mile High club.


WINNER!

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2012, 09:02:28 AM »
YES! I never win anything.

OMG, I want to thank my producer, the best in the world, and my scriptwriter and all my supporting cast and crew, I was SO fortunate to work with this wonderful team and owe it all to them  [20 minutes of gushing praise and sycophancy have been cut from this acceptance speech, Ed.] hey gang, this one's for you!

Similar Pilot humour: "No Miss, I don't need things like that, I'm the Pilot so I just use my personality as a contraceptive". (no offence, told to me by Pilot friend!)
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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #22 on: April 13, 2012, 11:06:58 AM »
Yes, I think Marcus Mile high caption was the best albeit sourcey!
I posted the results on the Isetta world forum and it was approved!

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #23 on: April 13, 2012, 11:12:03 AM »
Yay!

(Er, do I have to buy my own Tunnocks? Might even get some Creamola Foam now that it's back in production anyone remember it?)
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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #24 on: April 14, 2012, 11:00:47 AM »
'Just done a Tunnock in me Trojan'.
Incredulity - 'It cannot go that fast'
'It can with Creamola Foam'.
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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #25 on: April 14, 2012, 11:04:28 AM »
Oh it finished!

In best B movie failed actor huff I offer

'Was that you?'

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