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Bob Purton

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Caption contest.
« on: May 17, 2012, 01:34:06 PM »
As usual the Isetta guys are struggling to use there imaginations and come up with a decent caption for this photo. Its up to the rumsters again to do the job, what do you think?

 

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Re: Caption contest.
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2012, 01:39:36 PM »
No madam, I know my motorcycle looks like a bath tub, but I am NOT George Formby
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Re: Caption contest.
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2012, 01:41:05 PM »
Sorry Mrs Purton, I do not accept bribes
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Re: Caption contest.
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2012, 01:46:11 PM »
Alright Constable, I know I was speeding but if you want to know what I am offering you listen carefully to the words of this song on my genuine 1950s CD Walkman......<<Would you like to ride in my Bubble Car? We could have a real cool time...>>
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Re: Caption contest.
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2012, 01:48:36 PM »
But look Offisher, hic! I CAN"T have been drink driving, hic, my hip flashk ish empty
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Re: Caption contest.
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2012, 03:24:47 PM »
No, I do NOT want to see it, Officer.
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Re: Caption contest.
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2012, 03:30:55 PM »
Good morning Sergeant Purton! Have you been riding your motorcycle through that cabbage field again?
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Re: Caption contest.
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2012, 04:06:07 PM »
No Madam, it was not me carrying the ladder in the last Caption Contest, and you're nicked.
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Re: Caption contest.
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2012, 04:41:19 PM »
Marcus, are you on drugs?? So many captions , have you no work to do? :D  I wondered when cabbages were going to come into it!!
Didnt get the George Formby one, what song do I not know about?

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Re: Caption contest.
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2012, 04:44:46 PM »
Good morning Sergeant Purton! Have you been riding your motorcycle through that cabbage field again?

No but I am carrying some in these trousers!

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Re: Caption contest.
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2012, 05:21:19 PM »
call yourself a motorcyclist !! shame on  you bob. NO LIMITS a great TT film from the 50's  starring george formby - he was a very keen and competent motorcyclist . no greenery there my friend
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Re: Caption contest.
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2012, 08:04:24 PM »
ok 1935 and quite a bit of greenery  :)
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Re: Caption contest.
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2012, 10:11:54 PM »
Surely there is scope here for a caption incorporating the old gag about having my braces [or some ladies attire] caught on your bumper or numberplate in this  case?

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Re: Caption contest.
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2012, 09:48:48 AM »
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