Author Topic: Caption contest.  (Read 5665 times)

Chris Thomas

  • Administrator
  • Prolific Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 1327
  • old Banana
Re: Caption contest.
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2012, 04:57:37 PM »
"unless you bend his knees, the dummy will never fit in my car"

Chris Thomas

  • Administrator
  • Prolific Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 1327
  • old Banana
Re: Caption contest.
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2012, 04:59:18 PM »
"That is the weakest chat up line I have ever heard  - Our two vehicles are related!"

Rob Dobie

  • Prolific Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 785
Re: Caption contest.
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2012, 11:14:52 AM »
"BMW does NOT mean Blow My Whistle, young lady!"  ;D
Ain't got nuffink now except memories.

john p

  • Occasional
  • **
  • Posts: 32
Re: Caption contest.
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2012, 05:26:52 PM »
Do truffles grow in these woods officer?perhaps you could help me look.

marcus

  • Prolific Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 2718
    • http://marcusdemowbray.wordpress.com/
Re: Caption contest.
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2012, 06:17:50 PM »
Marcus, are you on drugs?? So many captions , have you no work to do? :D  I wondered when cabbages were going to come into it!!
Didnt get the George Formby one, what song do I not know about?


Not me, clean as a whistle, had a few moments while waiting for a visitor, then was tidying up to clear off for a long weekend with Squeak for her birthday, first weekend off for about a month!

Anyway the Formby reference will make far more sense when you see the start of "No Limits" (Dickie was correct) where there is a fine bath-tub bike in a fetching checkered paint finish:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unwHwZu7Swk&feature=related
Just remember: as one door closes behind you, another slams in your face

marcus

  • Prolific Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 2718
    • http://marcusdemowbray.wordpress.com/
Re: Caption contest.
« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2012, 06:18:34 PM »
"BMW does NOT mean Blow My Whistle, young lady!"  ;D

Fnarrr fanrrr!
Just remember: as one door closes behind you, another slams in your face

Rusty Chrome (Malcolm Parker)

  • Global Moderator
  • Prolific Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 1232
Re: Caption contest.
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2012, 06:45:36 PM »
No honestly officer, I was just waving at the dolphin.
Malcolm
Bond Mk D - "The Bond Minicar solves your problem"
Nobel 200 - "Almost as cheap as breathing!"

Barry

  • Prolific Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 1220
Re: Caption contest.
« Reply #22 on: February 06, 2013, 03:51:01 PM »
Having been turned down for the job of Test Pilot, Big Al got a job testing crash helmets - explains a lot.

Bob Purton

  • Prolific Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 5154
    • Inter microcar
Re: Caption contest.
« Reply #23 on: February 06, 2013, 04:38:23 PM »
Loctite superglue racks up another success  during recent trials.

super-se7en (Malc Dudley)

  • Quite Chatty
  • ****
  • Posts: 191
  • Two Frisky sports
Re: Caption contest.
« Reply #24 on: February 06, 2013, 09:19:36 PM »
Must be an early crash dummy test.

marcus

  • Prolific Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 2718
    • http://marcusdemowbray.wordpress.com/
Re: Caption contest.
« Reply #25 on: February 07, 2013, 09:31:26 AM »
Directional Control problems are revealed by the test flight of the Great British Digestive Gas Powered Human Rocket
Just remember: as one door closes behind you, another slams in your face

Big Al

  • Prolific Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 4693
  • Ranttweiler, biting the breeze block of banter
Re: Caption contest.
« Reply #26 on: February 07, 2013, 09:51:59 AM »
Oh no. Lot 365 was another Larmar not a Tiger!
Messerschmitt set, Goggo Darts, Heinkel 175, Fiat Jolly, Autobianchi, Fairthorpe Electron Minor, Borgward, Isuzu Trooper
Citroen BX 17TZD & GTI 16v
Held - MG Magnette ZB & 4/44
For sale - Vellam Isetta, Bamby, AC Type 70, Velorex, Church Pod, Reliant Mk5, KR200,  Saab 96, Bellemy Trials, Citroen BXs

Stuart Cyphus

  • Possibly the most fabulous person in the universe....
  • Prolific Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 1517
Re: Caption contest.
« Reply #27 on: February 07, 2013, 12:53:30 PM »

Oh no. Lot 365 was another Larmar not a Tiger!



  ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D

richard

  • Rich
  • Prolific Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 4566
  • Bond ,Gordon,Bruetsch
Re: Caption contest.
« Reply #28 on: February 07, 2013, 01:30:55 PM »
This guy has tried everything to get into jonathans mopeds - at least someones interested in them  ;D
outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read .Groucho Marx 1895-1977

Chris Thomas

  • Administrator
  • Prolific Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 1327
  • old Banana
Re: Caption contest.
« Reply #29 on: February 07, 2013, 01:52:47 PM »
No... I said Water Butt .....not head Butt against the wall!!!!