Tragic end to the filming of latest 'Fantastic Voyage 3 - The Loxadonta Incident' as Proteus returns to size outside the elephant pen due to an unfortunate fig incident.
Cat-o-lickic converter an optional extra?
'I wonder if Lord Bath is into brown trousers at all'?
Latest British Mars mission runs into trouble with the rover failing to find the news agents.
Manxman derived vehicle from the land of three running legs, one torn off the unfortunate passenger, who hopped it.
'I said you could marry her if you went in there armed with only an electric Eel, you twit!'
'Klingons on the starboard now, starboard now. Brush 'em off Jim' etc.
'This is camper-van to Major Tom, your circuits dead, there's something wrong. Can you hear me Major Tom? Can you hear me Major Tom? Can you....'
'Here am I shitting in my twin can, far above having vroom. Plain language is blue and there is nothing I can do.' Apologies David Bowie.
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Quite frankly this item is funny enough on its own. Then I clicked on the Stingray story......
