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Bertha, lovely Bertha, sometimes I think your a dream...
« on: April 22, 2015, 03:55:47 PM »
Here is film of the Bertha, the Invalid Carriage Register's automated Microcar restoration service for non believers, the able bodied lazy and the shoulder chipped (well it soon will be if you sit around this nasty bit of kit)! As supplied by one Mr Cashmore.

'I say Maud, where did you park the car?'

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Re: Bertha, lovely Bertha, sometimes I think your a dream...
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2015, 04:16:09 PM »
Impressive.
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Re: Bertha, lovely Bertha, sometimes I think your a dream...
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2015, 05:25:43 PM »
I say Maude , MAUDE !! Where is that blasted woman , last time I saw her she was getting the shopping out of the back seat ! MAUDE !!
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Re: Bertha, lovely Bertha, sometimes I think your a dream...
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2015, 07:27:27 PM »
Maude has been gored?
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Re: Bertha, lovely Bertha, sometimes I think your a dream...
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2015, 07:41:50 PM »
OK, I cannot get "bertha, lovely Bertha" out of my mind...I cannot remember where I know it from, who sang/played it.

Please remind me!
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Re: Bertha, lovely Bertha, sometimes I think your a dream...
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2015, 08:25:35 PM »
Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine

Any anyone who works with you will know just what I mean.

Bertha, lovely Bertha, sometimes I thing you're a dream,

When we work out what you have to do,

You can always turn the goods out, always turn the goods out,

We can depend upon you.

Clicking in the day and flashing in the night,

Your computer is shining brightly,

Some people say you've a mind of your own,

And I think that's very likely, likely.

Bertha, lovely Bertha, sometimes I thing you're a dream,

When we work out what you have to do,

You can always turn the goods out, always turn the goods out,

We can depend upon you.


(Sung by Guy Fletcher, as the theme tune to the series "Bertha")
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Re: Bertha, lovely Bertha, sometimes I think your a dream...
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2015, 08:44:42 PM »
I loved that children's programme. Was similar characters to Postman Pat.
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Re: Bertha, lovely Bertha, sometimes I think your a dream...
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2015, 09:20:06 PM »
A new one . Very different but I always loved Gracie fields singing the song about women in wwII making armaments - thingummy bobs was it ? Just watched again and it's quite patriotic and tingling but can't link from my phone  :) it was the one showing her singing outdoor to the troops and then factory film
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Re: Bertha, lovely Bertha, sometimes I think your a dream...
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2015, 10:21:41 PM »
 Ah, I saw one of these machines on a late-night trawl of Youtube, in action gobbling a VW Beetle somewhere in America. Now that they've reached the UK, I'm somewhat wondering when either Midsummer Murders or some cheap horror film is going to use one as the dispatch method for the universally unpopular character who always puts everyone's back's up in the first reel.....

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Re: Bertha, lovely Bertha, sometimes I think your a dream...
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2015, 07:35:49 AM »
Cheers folks! Stuart: I had exactly the same thoughts! They are currently showing the Avengers (the original UK TV series, not the US Super heroes films/comics!) on True (Freeview 61, weekdays 8 pm). Soon we will see Emma Peel in a KR 201, a few days ago she was tied to the tracks of a miniature railway, with a Wallace and Grommet style fight between Steed and the baddies on the wagons, great stuff.
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« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2015, 07:58:23 AM »
I used to go our with a fake Emma Peel. I found out her heart was not in the right place.
 
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« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2015, 09:00:41 AM »
About the time Emma Peel was driving a Messershmitt, future boss of MI6 Stella Rimmington had just been recruited as a secretary and the increase in her pay allowed her to buy her first new car....a red Heinkel Kabine. True factoid.
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« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2015, 09:16:39 AM »
Z'iss is vary interesting.

Did she ever work with Edger Briggs, who was, in an alter ego, The Lucky Fella, with Trojan? Come on, keep up Buxton!
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« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2015, 03:27:25 PM »
(another Bertha  ;D)

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« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2015, 03:30:57 PM »
I don't think I have ever before seen an 0-10-0 loco, I reckon cornering would not be all that good!
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