'Want your house extended into a whole hidden country? Fit an Aslan door, a world apart'.
Special offer on Wardrobes this month, free lampstandard with each one.
Our call centre is not in India but staffed by British talking animals. We should warn you that Aslan is not tame and should not be confused with a Christian allegory. If you are an owner of a Zundapp Jardis, or similarly named property, thing or person, you are disbarred from this offer.