Not like the Golf course at Lyneham, near Shipton under Wychwood then. Who's members glowered at us as we used there practice pitch and putt for Schmitting. Golf is a bit like schmitting I think. Strange coves involved who think they are important and boss people about. Golf, just as good a game tooking dried dog turds with a club up the woods. Try and hit them where they came from, in one, is fun (a Beagle to those in the know), but so is anonymous 8 iron over the car park. You get just as many folk trying to tell you what to do and its free! Anyway, good luck with Essex Golf, it might be the breakthrough the game has been looking for. Though you could annoy them by arriving with a Croquet Mallet.