Too many Tunnocks do have a habit of rebellion, a bit like when I lived in America when I was young. The best things to go in a sandwich (delicate souls should avoid this) were Peanut Butter and Cap'n Kidd's Marshmallow Creme, if you don't believe this Jim might confirm. Marsmallow Creme was/is exceptionally sweet white goo, lovely to an 8 year old. But I decided it would be even tastier without the bread, so mixed up half a jar of peanut butter with half a jar of marsmallow creme.
That was the last time I ever ate Marshmallow Creme, childhood destroyed in an instant.
Oh, I reckon 9,000 to 11,000 for the 200