Just come in for a break from still working on the Gordon. Well I had to really as I have been attacked by a seagull.
As I have a largish pond the parent seagulls bought their trio of babies to have a swim while they looked on from my chimney pot. I had to go to the workshop near the pond to pick up the Gordon's windscreen. As I passed the pond one of the babies pannicked and couldn't get out over the low surrounding wall, I was two feet away. Then all hell broke loose. The old male gull swooped down emptying his stomach contents all over me and hitting my head with his beak. Cor! doesn't it hurt? It broke the skin and now I have a bump on my head.
The screen is still in the workshop as the gull still tries to attack me if I go outside.
Unhinged? I could have been if the gull had got to my brain. Who said "what brain?".