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Bob Purton

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The very latest caption competition.
« on: October 19, 2011, 09:30:20 AM »
What is this instructor/salesman saying to Chris Thomas after he has shoe horned himself into the car?
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Re: The very latest caption competition.
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2011, 09:51:07 AM »
"Noooo! Don't lean back, we'll tip over."
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Re: The very latest caption competition.
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2011, 09:53:08 AM »
"That's the hot tap on left, cold on right, and the extendable shower head on the dash board. Oh, and can you pass the soap please."
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Re: The very latest caption competition.
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2011, 03:48:04 PM »
What I said to the instructor  was

"Can you please put your left hand where I can see it"

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Re: The very latest caption competition.
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2011, 03:50:53 PM »
"It is considered good form to occasionally hold the steering wheel."

"Just because they're called fiddle brakes doesn't mean you have to fiddle with them now."

"Yes, I agree - it does feel like the axle is already touching the bump stops."
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Re: The very latest caption competition.
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2011, 03:52:40 PM »
" What about a heater"


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Re: The very latest caption competition.
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2011, 04:14:07 PM »
According to the Sat Nav we are going the wrong way on Oxford Street.
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Re: The very latest caption competition.
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2011, 06:12:41 PM »
move over darling  :D
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Re: The very latest caption competition.
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2011, 06:26:25 PM »
"Does my bum look big in this?"
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Re: The very latest caption competition.
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2011, 08:52:53 PM »
if i cover the speedo with this hand and the rev counter with the other which way is south ?
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Re: The very latest caption competition.
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2011, 09:59:45 PM »
" How do you wear  your dark blue condom?"

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Re: The very latest caption competition.
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2011, 10:58:14 AM »
Who said Chris was a dickhead?
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Re: The very latest caption competition.
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2011, 12:55:33 PM »
What happens if you get a front wheel puncture?
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Re: The very latest caption competition.
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2011, 03:34:20 PM »
I wouldnt have thought it would make a lot of diference to the ride!
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Re: The very latest caption competition.
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2011, 07:48:52 AM »
'There is a hand rail fitted low down in case you fall out during bouncing, sir'
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