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General Category => Unusual Microcar Discussion => Topic started by: Bob Purton on November 04, 2008, 02:33:51 PM
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The general concensus was a great cartoon but most didnt like the joke so here is your chance to have your say in THE GREAT RUM CAR CAPTION COMPETITION. What do you think Shelley is saying to Bob? (http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm224/gyrostarter/QUEEN.jpg)
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WHO HAVE YOU GOT UNDER THERE? I DON'T RECOGNISE THE SLIPPERS AND THERE'S A CALL HERE FOR SOMEONE CALLED FIFI !!!!!!
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Hey, there's a call from the BBC. They want to borrow the Inter for a test with Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear !!
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Aha! Now I've got the remote controller for your automatic axle stands!
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"Its no use Bob, this SuperWonderFindAll gadget with built-in TV screen still can't find that missing nut!"
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"err, Bob, I know you love your cars & you've put a lot of hard work into them, but this is the living room. The garage is outside...."
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Hey Bob, it's Stuart, with another caption for your competition!
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I like Robs one best so far but I swear I dont know anyone called Fifi ! Keep them coming lads.
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Beam me up Scotty, I really do need a night out !! ::)
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Very good but everyone is forgetting Bob's reply from under the car! Example...Shelley " Hey Bob, someone called Perry has found an old electric Trident and says you can have it for £50." reply.... "Yeh Right!!!"
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Dear Bob
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Bob, Bob, What does this green button on the remote control do when I press it?
Chris T
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You didn't say that in the beginning. How about this:
Shelly: Will you stop whining under there. :o
Bob: Ooh, I do feel like a crushed grape! ::)
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" Hey Bob, someone called Perry has found an old electric Trident and says you can have it for £50." reply.... "Yeh Right!!!"
Actually it's a hundred and it's yours!...
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/andy.carter/images/pictures/26.html
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Shelly: Hey Bob, this robotic mechanic works faster than you do.
Bob out of shot: Have you seen my furry slip-slops anywhere?
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Another good un Rob, you are definitely a lateral thinker. Sorry about the confusion, I should have said but as there are two speech bubbles I assumed you would all use them both.
Perry, Was that criptic for "wheres my one-a?" If so I have it here awaiting the delivery of my wipac purchase unless you are going to Jeans where we could do the deal.
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Just one speech bubble:
"Bob, it's Fifi on the phone, she wants to know why you claim not to know her!"
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"Bob! Apparently America has just elected a black president"
"Frankly my Dear, I don't give a damn!"
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1) "Shelley, it's Scotty here, we've only managed to beam up the top half of Bob"
2) " Bob, it's practical classics, they want you to do another INTER-view "
" *#**%~# ! "
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Dear Bob
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Come in Bob, where ever you are. These false legs fool nobody!
Chris Thomas
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Its time to announce the winners of the caption contest. Ist prize goes to Marcus with , Shelley....... " I have just hear that the Americans have elected a black president! " Bob..... " Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!" 2nd prize goes to RobbieD for "Who have you got under there? I don't recognise the slippers and there's someone on the phone called FIFI !!! 3nd prize goes to Marcus with " Its Scotty hear, sorry but we have only managed to beam up Bobs top half! " These were actually picked by Shelley. The prizes are a pint for Marcus and a swift half for RobbieD but only if I win some cash in the practical classics contest so get voting! (http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm224/gyrostarter/IMG-2.jpg)
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Can I weigh in with a late entry?
Messerschmitt; "Ooh ooh, ahh, Up a bit, no, left a bit, oooh, down a bit. Oh yes, that's it, right there, that's where the itch is! Ooooohhhhhhhh......."
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Cor...I didn't know there was a prize! how are you going to email it?!
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I forgot to say, when I say a pint I mean a virtual pint, alternatively, you can beam it up!
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Swift half? Is that the top or bottom half? It's virtualy a pint,