Amazingly enough, I find myself agreeing with Stuart; there are plenty of Shmitts in all sorts of conditions, but this horrible, ugly and ridiculous contraption is unique, and bursting full of mongrel DNA and personality.
Oh but DEFINATELY not a bodge, or only fit for the Museum of BODGE !!
No, because a bodger is a craftsman/craftswoman who makes wooden chairs, and it is GROSSLY unfair to tarnish skilled chair makers with this BOTCHED -UP monstrosity. It is a botch, and a horrible one at that. It has little right to exist, but it does, and the world would be a sadder place if things like this did not pollute our vision occasionally. I love it, let the monster live !