I live in what was the capitol of England and held the line until the Danelaw, protecting you East Anglians amongst others. Coo, stone me what a rabble (that's Saxon, that is). Not sure what Village they are talking about but there is a Farringdon in Hampshire which is a village with Microcar connections.
Which leads to the very worrying fact that our air sea rescue service has been sold to America.
'Hello. Hello. yes that is right were go in on Eddystone'
'Gee, is that near Nashville?'
'No its off The Lizard and Start Point'
'Yeah, Nashville, on the strip'
'No its in the sea off Devon'
'Oh, shit man! We cannot go out there. The winds is blowing and Health and Safety will not let Ralph get wet. Tell you what if we send a cruise missile and blow the crap out of little ol' Eddy there, would that do'?
Britain has gone bonkers and a great reward for our pilots to come home after serving in Afghanistan etc. to find some Americans have got their next jobs. P45 anybody? By the way what do we do for quality helicopter pilots when the Argies re invade the Falklands? Roll out the navy with a radio controlled Swordfish on an Avon dinghy? Might as well have Faringdon as Capitol of Britain for all the worth this lot of numbties are worth.