Aah the Ape that is not there! We were not supposed to mention that, it is not there. It was not behind the Refridgerator door more than it wasn't in the scrapyard or the workshop. It is so not there that no pictures of it exist. So impressed were we with the lack of any sort of condition, since not existing it could not have any, that none of us did not offer not to buy it successfully. However one offer of not owning it was more successful that the other offers. So, guys, who does not own an Ape that does not exist? It could be any of us as we cannot tell you as the vehicle does not exist but it could be Stuart who would have to deny it as part of the buying proccess. If so you will be seeing him at Micro/Piaggio events without a vehicle which will clinch the fact that he might be the owner. I hope this clears that topic up.