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General Category => Unusual Microcar Discussion => Topic started by: Stuart Cyphus on November 15, 2010, 06:35:56 pm
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It had to be done! ;D It's Caption Contest time! ;) A Mopetta, a stepladder, a dolly bird & Saint Grant. Plenty of oppertunity to flex your areobic wit there. Away you go folks..... The winner gets a lifetime indemity from ever having to even look at a copy of Conveyancer!
(http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z211/stuartcyphus/DSC0221489.jpg)
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BUDGET CUTS: Grant Kearney helps WPC Bobbydazzler into the Police's latest budget-busting "Panda Car".
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Grant: How does that feel?
Girl: Fine!
Grant: Alright then let me see if we have the one for your left foot, I'll be right back.
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I'm here to catch you if you fall. This ladder is pretty shaky. Especially when I am shaking it like this...
Don't be afraid to just throw your arms around me if you feel the need.
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Route 69 eh? I been on that route. many times, both ways in fact.
Back and forth, up and down.
You might say I've been around the block a few times on it.
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Girl My grandad had one of these and his one had a motorbike attached to it.
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Girl I never knew Mopetta was Italian for wild stallion
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Girl And where do you store the step ladder once your in?
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Girl And where do you store the step ladder once your in?
and that one gets my vote.
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Grant: "Yes, this is the actual side car and ladder used in the Wallace and Gromit film "A Close Shave".
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Girl .... This would all be unnecessary if Grant hadn't hidden our high heeled shoes!
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Girl... Just remember Grant, there is a Police telephone box behind me so just behave yourself!!
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Grant: Yes I am The Doctor, and this is my new Tardis. Stay with me and I'll show you the Universe.
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Grant, we should envy you ! :)
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Grant.... What are you doing after the show?
Girl...... Sorry mate, I'm going out with Stuart Cyphus!
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Grant.... What are you doing after the show?
Girl...... Sorry mate, I'm going out with Stuart Cyphus!
Hmm, whats the other girl doing ? ;D
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Girl thinks: Damnit! All of my friends will tease me! I'm only doing this 'cos Saint Grant is giving me one of those amazing Mini Schmitts!
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Grant kindly assists young model with tricky leg-over manoeuvre.
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:)
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'When you finished the shoot I'll have my colour coded shredies back'
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Is that Shreddies as in the breakfast cereal, or Shreddies as in Viz, for thunderbags?
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Is that Shreddies as in the breakfast cereal, or Shreddies as in Viz, for thunderbags?
Well lets say despite the wearer I am not looking to eat them.
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'Vote for your Scottish Nationalist Protestant Tory Party candidate, Grant Kearny'.
'Try the shoe for fit, m'am. It will ride up with wear and by the time your old will house loads of kids'
'For goodness sake get Andy out of that Evans, I think I flogged a Mopetta!'