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General Category => Unusual Microcar Discussion => Topic started by: Bob Purton on October 12, 2011, 02:01:24 pm

Title: Caption competition.
Post by: Bob Purton on October 12, 2011, 02:01:24 pm: Any ideas as to the dialog between this shopper and the vendor?
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Post by: Rob Dobie on October 12, 2011, 02:20:02 pm: Yes Madam, and I also have a larger marrow than your husband has !!! ;D
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Post by: marcus on October 12, 2011, 02:22:08 pm: "Isitta fresh one?"
"Yes Ma'am, Bubble and Squeak for dinner?"
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Post by: Chris Thomas on October 12, 2011, 02:54:24 pm: No dear! The Sun is larger than the Earth and we revolve around the Sun!
or
My husband said you liked a bit of ruffage.
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If you are still worried eat a leaf, if you are still worried it is cabbage, if you are not worried it is Canabis.

Chris Thomas
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Post by: marcus on October 12, 2011, 03:11:39 pm: "Well Ma'am, I reckon abarrrt 10 more of these big cabbages and you'll have enough weight to counter-balance your off-set engine."

or

"These huge cabbages give me so much wind I no longer need to put in any petrol"
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Post by: marcus on October 12, 2011, 03:15:09 pm: "No Madam, I will not take them back and refund you. I don't believe for one minute that it was these cabbages which made your husband invisible."
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Post by: Rob Dobie on October 12, 2011, 10:35:52 pm: I say my man, did you have to say "Brassicas" when you dropped it on your foot? ;D
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Post by: Rob Dobie on October 12, 2011, 10:46:20 pm: Can you get your big one in here?
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Post by: richard on October 12, 2011, 11:17:57 pm: sorry love i'm selling not buyin'
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Post by: wilksie on October 13, 2011, 12:14:50 am: Keep going, it's at least five cabbages for a ride in the Isetta.
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Post by: richard on October 13, 2011, 08:06:54 am: are you really saying that thumper ate ALL of the others !!
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Post by: Rob Dobie on October 13, 2011, 12:51:49 pm: I don't believe you madam. How can your husband have bigger Brussels Sprouts?

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Greengrocer: "Cabbage?"
Daft woman: "1959, and it's an Isetta not a Taxi"
Title: Re: Caption competition.
Post by: Bob Purton on October 13, 2011, 01:22:44 pm: Some good uns there although its clear that some of you need to take more cold showers! ;D
Lets have a few more before we move on to another photo.
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Post by: marcus on October 13, 2011, 01:41:35 pm: "Just a few more cabbages, Madam, then we can move on to another photo."
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Post by: Rob Dobie on October 13, 2011, 02:01:37 pm: I'll have a big one please. Now do you also have a nice juicy pear? :o
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Post by: marcus on October 13, 2011, 05:12:44 pm: No Madam, they are not cabbages, they are Dusty Springfield's wigs
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Post by: richard on October 13, 2011, 05:36:18 pm: Rodders this lady wants her money back , she says these Bruetsch houses are even smaller than they looked in the brochure . i ask yer

eeferninks unt morninks you come in your silly little car and again complain about the cabbages - SAUERKRAUT

ah ! now we have the scale models to show , we will make a fortune selling egons prefabs

the one in my left hand is the ball that never crossed the line in the 1966 world cup final - whatever the english say
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Post by: richard on October 13, 2011, 05:38:15 pm: no i wanted 2 O's the same size - Mon Repose !
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Post by: marcus on October 13, 2011, 06:12:29 pm: Just remember Margaret, make your hair look like these cabbages and you will become Prime Minister.
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Post by: wilksie on October 13, 2011, 07:23:51 pm: Now they know how many cabbages it takes to fill the Isetta. (35)
I'd love to turn you on.
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Post by: richard on October 13, 2011, 07:43:51 pm: reminds me of the joke - margaret thatcher takes her cabinet to a restaurant

mrs. T : thank you waiter i will have the roast beef

waiter : and the vegetables ........

mrs T : oh they'll have the same as me

:D
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Post by: marcus on October 13, 2011, 08:01:20 pm: ;D
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Post by: Big Al on October 13, 2011, 08:14:03 pm: Trumpton newsflash

Lady Bellborough is caught buying smoke for her husbands steam engine with the profits of a raid on the Chigley Biscuit Factory's petty cash.
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Post by: richard on October 13, 2011, 08:15:12 pm: nurse i think al needs you ;)
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Post by: marcus on October 13, 2011, 08:16:06 pm: Quote from: Big Al on October 13, 2011, 08:14:03 pm
Trumpton newsflash

Lady Bellborough is caught buying smoke for her husbands steam engine with the profits of a raid on the Chigley Biscuit Factory's petty cash.
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Like it! The cabbages could also be puffs of smoke for Ivor the Engine.
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Post by: Big Al on October 13, 2011, 08:24:00 pm: 'Gute Fahrt'!
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Post by: marcus on October 13, 2011, 09:07:18 pm: "Madam, I know you want to wrap it so it is a surprise present for your husband, but I'm afraid this is all the Bubble Wrap I have".
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Post by: Rob Dobie on October 14, 2011, 11:01:54 pm: Are we having another caption competition soon?
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Post by: Big Al on October 15, 2011, 12:23:09 pm: Yes we are not.
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Post by: Big Al on October 15, 2011, 12:24:09 pm: No we are.

Its not a very good one though is it?
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Post by: wilksie on October 15, 2011, 12:30:50 pm: No, it is. It is really bad.