RUMCars Forum
General Category => Unusual Microcar Discussion => Topic started by: Bob Purton on October 19, 2011, 09:30:20 am
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What is this instructor/salesman saying to Chris Thomas after he has shoe horned himself into the car?
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"Noooo! Don't lean back, we'll tip over."
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"That's the hot tap on left, cold on right, and the extendable shower head on the dash board. Oh, and can you pass the soap please."
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What I said to the instructor was
"Can you please put your left hand where I can see it"
Chris Thomas
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"It is considered good form to occasionally hold the steering wheel."
"Just because they're called fiddle brakes doesn't mean you have to fiddle with them now."
"Yes, I agree - it does feel like the axle is already touching the bump stops."
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" What about a heater"
Chris Thomas
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According to the Sat Nav we are going the wrong way on Oxford Street.
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move over darling :D
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"Does my bum look big in this?"
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if i cover the speedo with this hand and the rev counter with the other which way is south ?
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" How do you wear your dark blue condom?"
Chris Thomas
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Who said Chris was a dickhead?
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What happens if you get a front wheel puncture?
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I wouldnt have thought it would make a lot of diference to the ride!
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'There is a hand rail fitted low down in case you fall out during bouncing, sir'
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'I think Cheltenham was left by the Pub, but at the moment I will settle for the Pub'.