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General Category => Unusual Microcar Discussion => Topic started by: Bob Purton on October 12, 2011, 02:01:24 PM
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Any ideas as to the dialog between this shopper and the vendor?
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Yes Madam, and I also have a larger marrow than your husband has !!! ;D
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"Isitta fresh one?"
"Yes Ma'am, Bubble and Squeak for dinner?"
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No dear! The Sun is larger than the Earth and we revolve around the Sun!
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My husband said you liked a bit of ruffage.
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If you are still worried eat a leaf, if you are still worried it is cabbage, if you are not worried it is Canabis.
Chris Thomas
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"Well Ma'am, I reckon abarrrt 10 more of these big cabbages and you'll have enough weight to counter-balance your off-set engine."
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"These huge cabbages give me so much wind I no longer need to put in any petrol"
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"No Madam, I will not take them back and refund you. I don't believe for one minute that it was these cabbages which made your husband invisible."
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I say my man, did you have to say "Brassicas" when you dropped it on your foot? ;D
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Can you get your big one in here?
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sorry love i'm selling not buyin'
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Keep going, it's at least five cabbages for a ride in the Isetta.
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are you really saying that thumper ate ALL of the others !!
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I don't believe you madam. How can your husband have bigger Brussels Sprouts?
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Greengrocer: "Cabbage?"
Daft woman: "1959, and it's an Isetta not a Taxi"
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Some good uns there although its clear that some of you need to take more cold showers! ;D
Lets have a few more before we move on to another photo.
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"Just a few more cabbages, Madam, then we can move on to another photo."
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I'll have a big one please. Now do you also have a nice juicy pear? :o
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No Madam, they are not cabbages, they are Dusty Springfield's wigs
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Rodders this lady wants her money back , she says these Bruetsch houses are even smaller than they looked in the brochure . i ask yer
eeferninks unt morninks you come in your silly little car and again complain about the cabbages - SAUERKRAUT
ah ! now we have the scale models to show , we will make a fortune selling egons prefabs
the one in my left hand is the ball that never crossed the line in the 1966 world cup final - whatever the english say
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no i wanted 2 O's the same size - Mon Repose !
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Just remember Margaret, make your hair look like these cabbages and you will become Prime Minister.
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Now they know how many cabbages it takes to fill the Isetta. (35)
I'd love to turn you on.
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reminds me of the joke - margaret thatcher takes her cabinet to a restaurant
mrs. T : thank you waiter i will have the roast beef
waiter : and the vegetables ........
mrs T : oh they'll have the same as me
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;D
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Trumpton newsflash
Lady Bellborough is caught buying smoke for her husbands steam engine with the profits of a raid on the Chigley Biscuit Factory's petty cash.
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nurse i think al needs you ;)
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Trumpton newsflash
Lady Bellborough is caught buying smoke for her husbands steam engine with the profits of a raid on the Chigley Biscuit Factory's petty cash.
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Like it! The cabbages could also be puffs of smoke for Ivor the Engine.
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'Gute Fahrt'!
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"Madam, I know you want to wrap it so it is a surprise present for your husband, but I'm afraid this is all the Bubble Wrap I have".
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Are we having another caption competition soon?
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Yes we are not.
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No we are.
Its not a very good one though is it?
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No, it is. It is really bad.