RUMCars Forum
General Category => Off Topic Lounge => Topic started by: richard on November 30, 2012, 03:22:13 PM
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at home this afternoon receiving delivery of my new company car . i started life as a " travelling salesman " very nearly 34 years ago , i have never had a company car more than 2 years , including changes of company i must have therefore had 17 cars plus - none at all exciting - Cortina mk III's and IV's,Cavaliers, Montego, Sierra , Mondeo,Octavia ,Focus, Golf , Megane etc. all fantastic at what they were made for and now the latest Audi A3 . i am sure i have never ,these 2 years with each car, clocked up less than 70,000 miles . last one was 86,000 - this one 76,000 . this on Britains congested road system . i reckon have nearly travelled as far as to the moon and back TWICE - blimey how much damage have i done to the earth ? and my back !
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An Audi and a Blackberry! Must be a great firm to work for. :o
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the audi 3 is the smallest car they make, and the smallest company car i have ever had i think it's useless to us salesmen and the boots pathetic it's also 3 door . first 3 door i have ever had and to us that carry stock samples and even luggage on the backseat far from ideal . having only sat in the car to reach the drivers safety belt will injure me . diesel like all my recent cars. we are furious to be offerred it actually ! but i mustn't rant :) the blackberry is so they can hassle me constantly whilst on the move .
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Are you still peddling aftershave?
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I reckon I must have driven about 1/2 million miles, and 200,000 of that was in my old VW van, which was already old and high mileage when I bought it! My plane and ship mileage is pretty high too.
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i " pedal" toothpastes , antiperspirants and pregnancy tests - amongst other things ;)
WELL better than pedalling those godawful mopeds ;)
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I pedal bicycles and Carla's adult tricycle, but I had never pedalled toothpaste
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Just think how shiny white you toe nails could be.
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who are you calling a toenail ?
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i " pedal" toothpastes , antiperspirants and pregnancy tests - amongst other things ;)
WELL better than pedalling those godawful mopeds ;)
I never pedal mopeds Richard. You only have to do that if you have a rubbish one or you are over weight. Always carry some tooth paste, antiperspirant and a pregnancy test kit in the tool box though, you never know when they may come in handy! ;D
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who are you calling a toenail ?
Oh Ar. a mis-type forgot the R after you.
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Bob, do you have a habit of getting yourself pregnant?
;D
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rob you didnt miss an r at the end of me i would be very silly called lightweight DICKIER ! :D
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Always carry some tooth paste, antiperspirant and a pregnancy test kit in the tool box though, you never know when they may come in handy! ;D
Toothpaste to clean the chrome, antiperspirant to stop a dripping exhaust and preg test to determine why your tyres are blown out.