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General Category => Unusual Microcar Discussion => Topic started by: richard on August 23, 2013, 05:26:47 PM

Title: cartoon caption contest
Post by: richard on August 23, 2013, 05:26:47 PM: a treat this time . the Bond info magazine regularly carry cartoons by enthusiastic member Dennis Jump . i have asked Dennis whether we could use this months cartoon for a caption . Dennis agreed - no problem BUT please note this copyright belongs to Dennis Jump and may not be used without his prior consent - we have it , now what can we make of it ? One proviso it was in Bond Info so no cheating from readers , in a while we can have Dennis' caption - but not yet ;)
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Post by: Garybond on August 23, 2013, 06:05:06 PM: That's a shame I cannot have a go!
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Post by: richard on August 23, 2013, 07:41:07 PM: well you can always suggest another ! difficult i know but ....
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Post by: Bob Purton on August 23, 2013, 07:52:23 PM: " I'm nicking you just for painting it pink!"
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Post by: richard on August 23, 2013, 08:03:33 PM: sorry officer i spilt the nail varnish and its still dripping
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Post by: richard on August 23, 2013, 08:05:01 PM: "quick give us yor number before bob arrives on that souped up bike "
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Post by: Chris Thomas on August 23, 2013, 10:04:33 PM: "Acording to my very accurate speedometre you were traveling at exactly 85 miles per hour, Madam "
" Officer, What me! I could not possibly have been doing that speed in this little Bond of mine"

Chris Thomas
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Post by: richard on August 24, 2013, 10:22:48 AM: we will have to stop meeting like this , i feel sure my husbands so suspicious it feels as if he's watching our every move
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Post by: Bob Purton on August 24, 2013, 10:47:17 AM: I would like to report a missing pet mouse officer, he is driving a yellow MkC.
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Post by: Bob Purton on August 24, 2013, 10:48:36 AM: As you can see officer, I went through the car wash with the hood down and was just trying to dry my hair!
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Post by: Bob Purton on August 24, 2013, 10:49:48 AM: They say that Bond minicar brakes are useless but have you seen that guy on the bike???!!!
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Post by: Bob Purton on August 24, 2013, 10:55:02 AM: Sorry officer but I didnt realise there was a minimum speed limit, you see I bought this car from Richard Warren and as we all know , none of his cars ever work, thats why I was coasting slow.

Officer.... SLOW??? Look at the tarmac, you are being overtaken by a glacier!!!!
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Post by: richard on August 24, 2013, 03:12:20 PM: oh officer ! i know the tyres had an itsy bitsy repair but these bits of originality are soooo important , or so richard says
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Post by: marcus on August 24, 2013, 06:10:59 PM: Well Officer, of course I know it's making all the roads slippery but I just HAVE to cover it in moisturiser to keep it looking young...it's worth it!
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Post by: wilksie on August 25, 2013, 01:20:10 AM: Don't bother checking my documents, officer. I'll be on my way in less than ten seconds!
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Post by: marcus on August 25, 2013, 07:41:40 AM: Yes Officer, the name's Bond, Jane's Bond, Licence to Thrill
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Post by: Rob Dobie on August 25, 2013, 09:22:16 AM: How old is my little car? Oh my word, I thought you said BONDAGE, you naughty boy!
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Post by: richard on September 04, 2013, 07:50:26 PM: i forgot to print the original caption that Dennis gave the cartoon
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Post by: marcus on September 04, 2013, 08:14:12 PM: Ah, that makes sense!