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General Category => Unusual Microcar Discussion => Topic started by: Bob Purton on September 16, 2013, 01:35:44 PM

Title: new caption competition.
Post by: Bob Purton on September 16, 2013, 01:35:44 PM
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Post by: Jim Janecek on September 16, 2013, 02:03:20 PM
No more Taco Bell !
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Post by: Rob Dobie on September 16, 2013, 02:19:53 PM
Who's the hot arse then? ;D
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Post by: super-se7en (Malc Dudley) on September 16, 2013, 03:14:11 PM
Have you been using the deep heat rub again?
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Post by: micro marshall on September 16, 2013, 04:29:48 PM
i told you that you should never have a cigarette when you have a dodgy stomach! ;D ;D
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Post by: marcus on September 16, 2013, 06:04:41 PM
Dat's right, Bro, for ma dinner Isetta tin of beans.


a bit of a cock-up on the bio-fuel front.


He was in one of those bubble cars and drove into his garage with auto doors which shut him in. As bubbles have no reverse gear he was stuck and the heat built up until he spontaneously combusted
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Post by: blob on September 17, 2013, 08:09:04 AM
"wish I'd used heat resistant paint on my exhaust"  ;)
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Post by: Bob Purton on September 17, 2013, 08:56:42 AM
Yes, very funny Mike. For those of you who don't get it, I recently painted the silencer on my Isetta and then Mike and I drove down to Jeans in it The air inside became a little fumie to say the least, I had a cold at the time so couldn't smell a thing but Mike nearly passed out! The irony is that the paint is now baked on nice and hard so I guess it was heat resistant paint after all!
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Post by: wilksie on September 18, 2013, 01:15:33 AM
Isetta fire I can smell?
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Post by: marcus on September 18, 2013, 07:56:02 AM
Bob: "I setta silencer on fire"
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Post by: micro marshall on September 18, 2013, 09:07:34 AM
beans! beans! the muscle fruit ;) ;D ;D
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Post by: Bob Purton on September 18, 2013, 09:33:05 AM
Good Vindaloo last night?  ;D
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Post by: richard on September 22, 2013, 11:23:36 AM
always be sure to use original brake parts !
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Post by: Chris Thomas on September 22, 2013, 08:37:16 PM
Caption

" Never let Jeremy Clarkson drive your car. He always dose a burnout in it"

Chris Thomas
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Post by: marcus on September 22, 2013, 08:43:30 PM
Ausfahrt in Fahrtzeug
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Post by: richard on September 22, 2013, 08:52:28 PM
or something like that  ;)
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Post by: wilksie on September 22, 2013, 11:03:53 PM
My honey drove my micro and her booty ain't half hot.
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Post by: marcus on September 23, 2013, 08:07:03 AM
There's a song in there wilksie!
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Post by: wilksie on September 23, 2013, 09:24:48 AM
Thank you! Here's the tune:

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Post by: marcus on September 23, 2013, 10:06:35 AM
Not quite, the first two of your last 3 notes are crotchets, but they should be 4 semi-quavers!

Mr P E Dant   ;D
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Post by: Rob Dobie on September 23, 2013, 06:19:48 PM
That's what I need, a pair of cotchets to help my semi-quavered legs to move. "Move it, move it, move it"  ;D
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Post by: marcus on September 23, 2013, 07:20:53 PM
Don't get all crochety though!  ;D
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Post by: wilksie on September 23, 2013, 09:30:11 PM
Not quite, the first two of your last 3 notes are crotchets, but they should be 4 semi-quavers!


Love it!
Music is not my strong subject, so you may well be right.
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There isn't even a radio in my Isetta.