Caption competition

[marcus]

Just one speech bubble:

"Bob, it's Fifi on the phone, she wants to know why you claim not to know her!"

[marcus]

"Bob! Apparently America has just elected a black president"

"Frankly my Dear, I don't give a damn!"

[marcus]

1)   "Shelley, it's Scotty here, we've only managed to beam up the top half of Bob"




2) " Bob, it's practical classics, they want you to do another INTER-view "
    " *#**%~# ! "

[Chris Thomas]

Dear Bob

Caption

Come in Bob, where ever you are. These false legs fool nobody!

Chris Thomas

[Bob Purton]

Its time to announce the winners of the caption contest. Ist prize goes to Marcus with ,  Shelley....... " I have just hear that the Americans have elected a black president! "    Bob..... " Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"    2nd prize goes to RobbieD for  "Who have you got under there? I don't recognise the slippers and there's someone on the phone called FIFI !!!  3nd prize goes to Marcus with " Its Scotty hear, sorry but we have only managed to beam up Bobs top half! "   These were actually picked by Shelley. The prizes are a pint for Marcus and a swift half for RobbieD  but only if I win some cash in the practical classics contest so get voting! 

[Stuart Cyphus]

 Can I weigh in with a late entry?

 Messerschmitt;   "Ooh ooh, ahh, Up a bit, no, left a bit, oooh,  down a bit. Oh yes, that's it, right there, that's where the itch is! Ooooohhhhhhhh......."

[marcus]

Cor...I didn't know there was a prize! how are you going to email it?!

[Bob Purton]

I forgot to say, when I say a pint I mean a virtual pint, alternatively, you can beam it up!

[Jawmedead]

Swift half? Is that the top or bottom half? It's virtualy a pint,