For the most part nothing to do with microcars, but as its a long Bank Holiday weekend coming up, I thought I might kickstart a bit of lunacy, inspired by some definitions found elsewhere on this forum. All utterly pointless but amusing...
"Ripe for Restoration" means you've stripped the car & lost most of the bits.
"Under Restoration" means you're trying to find the bits again.
"Restored" means you've given up trying to find those bits and bodged it up out of anything which came to hand.
"Patina" means everything's utterly worn out.
Understeer: when you hit the wall with the front of the car.
Oversteer: when you hit the wall with the back of the car.
Horsepower: how fast you hit said wall.
Torque: how far you take said wall with you.
