What do you call a man with a wooden head?
Edward
What do you call a man with 3 wooden heads/
Edward Woodward
Would you know anyone with 4 wooden heads?
No, but Edward Woodward would
Why would Edward Woodward know someone with 5 wooden heads?
Well, Edward Woodward would, wouldn't he?!
(The last 2 are my additions)
I dunno, start a thread about Tuk Tuks and it all goes adrift!