Mine does calls and texts, photos, HD videos, organiser, calculator, games, music, etc., I can also compose music on it, it also prepares my business accounts does email and most computer functions, I can watch satellite TV and listen to Radio on it from all around the world, and it makes a great Rigatone Alfredo with funghi and extra cheese and paprika in the sauce served with a glass of Chilean Red Wine and a fresh Tiramisu for pud.
Some of the above might not be entirely true.
Hey, who needs a chat room, we can just use this thread!