I think the answer to the original question was an emphatic - NO. That being the case it was time to do something more interesting on the forum.
Back to the event then.
Had a chat with the BUMS. Our local spy says that there is a campsite further north on the coast which offers more possibility of adventure, like a beach barbecue in the evening, and has a cracking pub just along the road. Not sure if it is not the one we have used before. He was up for Scootacaring too but on the basis it sounds like no one wants to play he wants to centre us down the road. They will do a deal for Microcars with tents in our own area which will probably pay for our weekends fuel in savings as we are not using campervans or their size pitch. We can use the Reedham Ferry to trot across to the main event, which will be fun. Enquiries are being made about chartering a steam boat on the Broads Sunday afternoon as most of the event will be off home about 3.00 pm as usual. That we we get a full long weekend out of the effort. We can then drive via the lanes back to our Cambridgeshire park ferme to disperse on our various routes home. This allows us to leave trailers etc behind in reach but and some driving in. Early days yet but sounds good to me.
Meanwhile there is talk of a 'camp' site being selected for those who are likely to congregate down at Beaulieu since some folk will do several days there and the evening remains free for a get together somewhere. There might be an organised meal advertised which may even pull out those MIcronauts with stands. No idea what this all means. Could be waffle but could end up with a small number of cars touring while also taking in the two Autojumbles on in the area over the 3 days.
I expect this will be received with the same open arms as getting a few Scoots along to the National but it is on topic. Alternatively I can not publicize these subversive activities as I was not and continue to attempt to offer you some entertaining banter instead. The third option is to go away, swinging through the Beech trees, free and unfettered to evolve into any kind of car enthusiast that can survive the a hyke in quality car prices in a recession. A prehensile tail would be darned useful in the workshop!