My Texan business partner is always complaining about the price of petrol, to which I reply that theirs is about the cheapest in the world and should be given away free when you buy a few cents worth of Green Shield Stamps! That winds him up nicely!
He bought a new Ford 4 litre petrol van for our timpani business. At that time over here at the Studios we had an old 2.5 diesel (not turbo) Transit, Extra Long Wheel Base and Hi-Top. This was much bigger, but accelerated FAR faster, had more power and torque, went uphill better and used half as much fuel. I find it incomprehensible that the same company can make such extremes of vehicle performance, and furthermore the big engine in the US Ford van left virtually no room at all for the passenger's legs. And I am hardly the world's tallest person!