However irritating 'er indoorses can be, without the limitations imposed by our 'EIs I reckon a lot of us practical fellows would have a much lower life expectancy! I do not even live permanently with my 'EI, and she is remarkably tolerant of my unusual ways, but even still a little cartoon version of her suddenly appears on my shoulder and whispers warnings into my ear if I am about to do something un-domesticated!
The incredible thing about the paint fumes is that the floor above has wall-to-wall lino, then the top floor has two layers of floor boards (a modern tight-fitting one above the old warped ones, and carpets, but the fumes were all the way up there in seconds.