Will I still be around in 2027? hmmmmm, I think I'll keep you all guessing on my departure date, rather like a certain ex-Prime Minister.....
Mind you, if our editor Tony promises to stay put, I'll stay put too. My current stockpile extends to about the next seven issues or so at least so you're all stuck with me for a while longer.
By the way, shouldn't that Haggis be on a lead? That's a £40 fine round our way.....

Oh bugger Perry, you've spoilt my suprize for everyone now!

(am I joking? Ask the ferret.....)