Sorry another tech question from me...
I need a new exhaust!
I removed the exhaust collar, and took the exhaust system off, to be faced with this abortion:

As you see, it is what i would guess to be the stock villiers downpipe (?), which is then attached to a smaller pipe by means of bird droppings. This pipe is then attached, again by means of adhesion by bird droppings (

) to what i assume to be a stock exhaust pipe from some British bike.
That thing in the middle looks like just an expansion bottle. It has no baffles, neither is it a glass pack, its just pipe.
The exhaust is no doubt well-flowing (or it would be if it was welded properly

), and is no doubt a period acessory/bodge, and therefore deserves some kind of recognition as a historic period mod, but it is STUPID loud.
Like, when it first sprung into life with an almighty noise, it actually sounded silly. My beetle dont have much in the way of an exhaust, and is loud, but its not a whiny two stroke, this just sounds absolutely silly. Also my beetle has the acceleration and power to justify the noise...the bubble car im afraid may look just a little silly. Although, being slow but outrageously noisy, im sure the kids at the local matalan car park will instantly love it, but appart from that i see no reason for this exhaust.
I think a proportion of this has to do with the fact that its leaking badly through the exhaust flange, since it was attached as i later found out with no gasket at all, or anything, just flare to flange.
But even that kind of appreciable leak wouldnt cause SUCH a nasty noise. At least i dont think so.
Im gonna try and get the appropriate gasket for it (some kind person has offered to send me one), and try this exhaust with a gasket, just for the sake of seeing what its like, but i have a feeling that it will still be silly loud, having no baffles or anything.
Also, having no baffles or expansion bubble at all can be bad for a 2 stroke, but i doubt such a slow agricultural-looking no-reed-valve engine such as this would actually care what its exhaust is like, it probably is way too crude to see any difference in exhaust.
So...how do i go about getting something with a little less noise. I know they wernt wisper quiet fron the factory, but at least they are possible to run for a few mins in a residential area without bothering the whole street.
I assume new exhausts are unobtainable, but im not so bad at welding and fabrication, so im sure knocking up a new one would be easy if i knew what its actually supposed to look like and function like.
Any ideas?
Thanks in advance.