Available soon. T and Polo shirts with dart board printed on the back. Rally attendance, back stabbing for the use of. Can have 'I love Brucie' on the front if you like, bit controversial there, coming in.
The only defence for the minimalist motoring enthusiasts, now fully equipped camper-vans are so prevalent at events, is the reduced price supermarket baguette. Well its the weapon of choice with the BUMS, in the absence of the genuine French item which has a more rapier like quality when 8 hours old. MInd you we won the Battle of Catheter Castle with only stale buns against the massed ranks of the Bond Bug Club, but that was pure unadulterated idiocy rather than a response to a stealth attack. I expect such action would be banned now since fun is not allowed to spoil an occasion. However we retain our right to the old aerodynamic baguette, be it bent for throwing like a boomerang, stiff for poking, crumbly for getting camper-van beds or sleeping bags alike. But chiefly to nibble if there is any good cheese laying about. Cheese knifes are not so good for back stabbing, save round corners, so you know your on a chance of a good enthusiast when you see one, or a devious begger.
Strangely baguettes are equally as good on Mopeds and really jousting training should be begun before very much longer. It is very much easier than with MIcrocars but the BUMS are very proficient at that, though for TV we used more visible and durable foam bats.