Sort of (?) on topic, don't you just love how the TV guide you bring up on screen shortens the programme titles. Favourites so far are:
Myleene Klasse's Bum (in full, Myleene Klasse's Bums and Tums, a fitness programme)
On the Loo (for the full version, thankfully, add "se")
(Can you tell I'm not well? ...)