Oh dear, don't talk to me about Reliant Rallies!
R.O.C Southern Area Rally, Henley-on-Thames July 1998. I'd been looking forward to this rally for months, I'd finnaly managed to join the ROC after two years and
twenty-three (yes really) unanswered letters asking for the membership forms, AND for the first time since 1990, we actully had a Reliant on the road in which to go in. We eventully find the Rally on a blistering hot day (a Sunday, well, it would be!), but absulutly nowhere on the roads leading to, or on the site itself, were any signs or indecations that a Reliant Rally was being held. I asked in site recption, and the staff on duty had to ask several other folk INCLUDING AN ORDINARY MEMBER OF THE PUBLIC WALKING PAST THE WINDOW!!!! if such a rally was indeed being held on the premises.
Eventully it was establised that the rally was beingheld in the top field, so off we trot to find them. Eventully I find what looked like a Caravan Club reunion rally. There was one single solitry Robin LX parked to one side. The time is now 12 noon. It turned out that THIS was the Southen Area Rally, a rally that I had been led to belive was "a big do". Seventeen campervans/Caravans, and one single other Reliant apart from the one I'd turned up in! I start talking to a bloke who seemed to be in charge of the others, all of whom seem to averide 60 in age. He confirmed that the rally was indeed right here, and was in fact in full swing.
I asked him if there were any other Reliant's on site as I couldn't find them, and he replyied; "Oh, we don't much bother with the cars these days." Then he went on to say that it was going to get exciting in a few moments becuse they were just setting up the bingo machine.
I found myself saying, more out of suprise than anything; "but I've came to a Reliant Rally to look at Reliants, not play bingo!" The bloke then was just as dumbstruck as I was, but in his case becuse I din't want to play bingo.
We turned around at that precise moment and went back home again.
But it didn't end there. Three days later I recived my National Top Gear, which is the ROC's magazine. Alreaddy somewhat disilusioned with the Reliant Owners Club, I flipped through the magazine. There it was. A full-page advert practically encouraging the membership to sent their Reliants to the banger track!
The very next day I cancelled my ROC membership in total & utter disgust.