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cartoon caption contest
« on: August 23, 2013, 05:26:47 PM »
a treat this time . the Bond info magazine regularly carry cartoons by enthusiastic member Dennis Jump . i have asked Dennis whether we could use this months cartoon for a caption . Dennis agreed - no problem BUT please note this copyright belongs to Dennis Jump and may not be used without his prior consent - we have it , now what can we make of it ? One proviso it was in Bond Info so no cheating from readers , in a while we can have Dennis' caption - but not yet  ;)
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Re: cartoon caption contest
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2013, 06:05:06 PM »
That's a shame I cannot have a go!
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Re: cartoon caption contest
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2013, 07:41:07 PM »
well you can always suggest another ! difficult i know but ....
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Re: cartoon caption contest
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2013, 07:52:23 PM »
" I'm nicking you just for painting it pink!"

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Re: cartoon caption contest
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2013, 08:03:33 PM »
sorry officer i spilt the nail varnish and its still dripping 
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Re: cartoon caption contest
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2013, 08:05:01 PM »
"quick give us yor number before bob arrives on that souped up bike "
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Re: cartoon caption contest
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2013, 10:04:33 PM »
"Acording to my very accurate speedometre you were traveling at exactly 85 miles per hour, Madam "
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Re: cartoon caption contest
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2013, 10:22:48 AM »
we will have to stop meeting like this , i feel sure my husbands so suspicious it feels as if he's watching our every move
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Re: cartoon caption contest
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2013, 10:47:17 AM »
I would like to report a missing pet mouse officer, he is driving a yellow MkC.

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Re: cartoon caption contest
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2013, 10:48:36 AM »
As you can see officer, I went through the car wash with the hood down and was just trying to dry my hair!

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Re: cartoon caption contest
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2013, 10:49:48 AM »
They say that Bond minicar brakes are useless but have you seen that guy on the bike???!!!

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Re: cartoon caption contest
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2013, 10:55:02 AM »
Sorry officer but I didnt realise there was a minimum speed limit, you see I bought this car from Richard Warren and as we all know , none of his cars ever work, thats why I was coasting slow.   

Officer.... SLOW??? Look at the tarmac, you are being overtaken by a glacier!!!!

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Re: cartoon caption contest
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2013, 03:12:20 PM »
oh officer ! i know the tyres had an itsy bitsy repair but these bits of originality are soooo important , or so richard says
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Re: cartoon caption contest
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2013, 06:10:59 PM »
Well Officer, of course I know it's making all the roads slippery but I just HAVE to cover it in moisturiser to keep it looking young...it's worth it!
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Re: cartoon caption contest
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2013, 01:20:10 AM »
Don't bother checking my documents, officer. I'll be on my way in less than ten seconds!
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